Piss On Me, it said

This 100 yen item helps you..


How, you ask? Well, simply by..


And as for the technical details..



Ta-daaa. The greatest Japanese invention available for 105 yen, tax included.



Caution! Sticking the seal in places other than toilet bowl might lead to catastrophic results.
Do not mess with male mentality.

Why is this fantastic item not yet being utilized in Japanese porn industry remains a mistery. Then again, it probably is.

Jesus Christ is not a weapon

...was the only good line on TV this week.

Let the bitching begin.

No thrill, no drama, no novelty. Did I even mention I would long have a PhD if it weren`t for TV? Well, that`s not really true. That being said, just like it hurts when your favorite aidoru gets married, it sure does hurt when WWE RAW storylines are more believable than the ones from your favorite series.

I mean, the mystery? Really? Really? In the show that almost jumps the shark every week making the protagonist diagnose hepatocellular carcinoma from a pattern on a kitchen wall, now THIS is a mystery?

REALLY?

I mean

REALLY???

Well, perhaps being from the Baltic region makes me a bit biasedski.

And whatever happened to good cliffhangers?

This is not a cliffhanger

Nor is this

Oh well.
We`ll always have Muriren, the best show on Television.

Living Dangerously

Had this feeling today.

Something horrible has happened, nothing short of a catastrophe. Felt it in my well-preserved gut. A mass-murder, violent rape, or a bloody yakuza showdown, at least.
To my surprise, the headlines were rather boring. Undaunted, I gave my daily newspapers a glance, googled for tragedy in three languages two weeks back and, after two hours, finally, there it was.

Ever heard a more formidable crime? Words cannot describe the horror, really. And at 1pm! My god, one wonders what could have the monster cut if the scene took place at night.
I cried, I puked, I tried writing bad poetry, but nothing could help me get rid of the thought that this was the final straw on that poor camel's back; that we are finally and irreversibly lost. Who have we become? Who???